I am confused. . .

Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2012 Social SecurityStimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine toblow smoke up my a**, 10 discount coupons to KFC,and an “Obama Hope & Change” bumper sticker.

The directions were in Spanish.

Hope you get yours soon.

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