I am confused. . . but most of all I am a Christian Conservative.

Misc from Facebook

  • As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.  Turns out the police call this “Identity Theft.” 
  • Once in awhile someone amazing comes along, and here I am!
  • I was cooking supper with wine tonight.  Didn’t go so well. . . After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.
  • Where do I find the forms to become an Illegal Alien?  I could sure use the benefits!!!
  • Worrying is a waste of time.  It doesn’t change anything.  It messes with your mind and steals your happiness.
  • My friend thinks he’s smart,  he said onions are the only food that can make you cry.  So I threw a coconut at his face.
  • Life has no remote.  Get up and change it yourself!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Tag Cloud

%d bloggers like this: