I am confused. . . but most of all I am a Christian Conservative.

Clinton Humor

More Clinton Humor

What was Clinton's last gift to Monica?
Spot remover.

What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
An intern with braces.

Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new National Bird?
The Spread Eagle

What's Bill Clinton's favorite brand of potato chips?

What did Clinton say when Paula Jones went public with her story?
NOW she decides to open her mouth

What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
"Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

The most recent reports of the stain on Monica's dress have been
This whole thing seems to be a vast right-hand conspiracy.

What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
Don't hit your head on the desk.

Hillary is planning to install the latest security device on Bill's
It's called Blo-jack.

As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary
request over the loudspeaker:
"Mr. President, would you please return the stewardess to the upright
position and prepare to land?"

A reporter asked Clinton one day. "Was Monica lying?" Clinton responded
"No," he responded, "She was on her knees."

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