I am confused. . .

TheSurlyDeacon@TheSurlyDeacon 1m

A word to my hip Methodist friends. Never say you are going to “The Meth Church.”

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Faithful Earth@FaithfulEarth 6m

“Democratic Party” “Republican Party” “Tea Party” How About The “Lords Party” How About We Defend That !

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Mike Maseda@mikemas80 36m

@jjauthor liberals created the word racist so the could waste time arguing about nothing as they blind themselves to real issues.

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IrritatedWoman™@irritatedwoman 18m

If it’s so serious for us why are ya golfing?

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Science Channel @ScienceChannel 24m

Weird! Tiny frog uses its mouth to hear >> http://ow.ly/ovPVS

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slone@slone 1h

WHOA!!!! Foreign policy experts, including Obama’s own team: “We do NOT have a steady hand at the helm

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nyccookie@TracyAChambers 1h

Krauthammer: Problem Is Not That Obama’s Not Selling Strategy, It’s That He Doesn’t Have A Strategy

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Bitter Blue Betty@BitterBlueBetty 2h

In the future, If historians had to reconstruct the Bible from Facebook posts, they would think God to be a weak, moralistic hippy.

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Wise Man Si@WiseManSi 2h

Life is short and temporary. Don’t stress just because you can’t get what you want. Love and appreciate what you have.

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Bad Chruch Secretary@ChruchSecretary 31 Aug

I “reminded” the youth pastor he’s preaching tomorrow. He’ll be to embarrassed to ask around and find out he isn’t.

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Church Curmudgeon@ChrchCurmudgeon 30 Aug

Decorating Committee is meeting about fall color scheme. Threat level: orange . . . no, brown! <mayhem ensues>

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